I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
COCAINE IS GR8
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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