Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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