used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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