hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My feet surprised me
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