So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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