it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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