We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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