Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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