Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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