bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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