in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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