don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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