I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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