piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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