Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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