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  • 82 64
    Submitted by 410steelers on Jan 13, 10 at 10:54pm

    He's begging you for a BJ but worried about getting ill? Sounds like a real considerate guy...

  • 70 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 11:13am

    What does being a nurse have to do with it? Every idiot knows what mono is and how it's spread. If you don't, you should go back to 8th grade and take health again.

  • 74 74
    Submitted by artnerd on Jan 13, 10 at 7:07pm

    Beggars can't be choosers.

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:47pm

    Ha what a douchebag...it's the kissing disease, not the dicksucking disease

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:53pm

    someone once said it was the "dick sucking disease", but that's not possible unless he sucks it after you do!

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:50am

    Not that funny, clearly the guy who wants the blow job is semi-intelligent because you can transmit mono through any orifice in the body via the sick person's saliva.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:19pm

    Self palatio

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:32pm

    10:19 It's FELLATIO idiot.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:45am

    NASSAU COUNTY REPRESENTTTT <3

  • 49 45
    Submitted by b_wack on Apr 4, 10 at 4:35am

    who doesnt their own dick after a bj? i mean, come on.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:08pm

    Yay 516 represent!

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:24am

    Who cares about the technicality of it all. The text is funny

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:25pm

    Bite his fucking dick off so he won't ask for another blowjob. Oh, and give him mono to keep his mind off the whole missing dick situation.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:58pm

    Worth it

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:13pm

    8:25 FUCK YOU

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:29am

    1:24 it's really not that funny

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:13am

    8:25 if my dick was bitten off that would be my top priority...not mono

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:11am

    Nassau county wwwuuuuuuddddduuupppp ssssooonnnn <3

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:30am

    You can give me a BJ whenever you want to, I'm desperate.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:27am

    .......puta...

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:28am

    puta

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:31pm

    Fail dude

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:29pm

    eighth

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:49am

    WTF?

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:49pm

    725: really? Mono is like a rreeaaally bad flu like illness in your blood, you get a wicked sore throat, and you litterally can't move for like 2 weeks.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:06pm

    wow retards

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:09pm

    If you have mono, stay away from him and everyone else. He wants a bj...promise him one every day fir 2wks--once you're well

    • 67 75
      Submitted by blues44 on Jan 15, 10 at 10:22am

      WTF? Are you a nurse?

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:48am

    esssexxx county reeepppp (973) .. and i have mono right now and it sucks but u can still give a bj

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:26pm

    What's mono?

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:26pm

    Nice use of epidemiology. the " kissing disease" not the felatio disease.

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:52pm

    Nasty whore, why do you put your mouth on everything?

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:24pm

    Wats mono?!

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:04pm

    First

  • 55 84
    Submitted by fisher on Jan 14, 10 at 10:11am

    I have mono right now and need a BJ bad, take a risk

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:04pm

    First bitches?

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:02am

    Through the exchange of bodily fluids

  • 41 64
    Submitted by ThatsBombBro on Apr 28, 10 at 5:47am

    Haha! That was funny, literally lol'd.

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:51pm

    973 hoe