Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he just fucked me for my cheese.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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