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  • Submitted by Phys on May 26, 11 at 1:28pm

    It's still not ok to pay her mother 10k for it though

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      Submitted by crazyman217 on May 26, 11 at 3:57pm

      Current event reference win

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    Submitted by LayupBDL976 on May 26, 11 at 3:16pm

    Don't we all?

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    Submitted by iowawashington on May 26, 11 at 1:26pm

    Just so long as it doesn't SMELL ripe.

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    Submitted by franklinp on May 26, 11 at 9:23pm

    It'd be easier to find a unicorn.

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    Submitted by DrHenryJekyll on May 26, 11 at 1:20pm

    Yes!

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    Submitted by meks01 on May 27, 11 at 9:52pm

    Barfff!

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    Submitted by POOPPY on May 26, 11 at 5:06pm

    Who doesn't?? Girls want it back

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    Submitted by erisblake on May 26, 11 at 11:39pm

    Here's one! My friends said if I keep waiting I'll seal up...soo I'm starting to worry.

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    Submitted by J2C601 on Jul 8, 11 at 10:22pm

    ha. sarcasm, nice.

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    Submitted by GoodOlDave on May 27, 11 at 7:09am

    Buster Himem, is that you?

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    Submitted by Douchecanoe216 on May 26, 11 at 6:21pm

    Buy a bunch of synthetic hymen. Then every girl you do will be like brand new.

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 26, 11 at 1:18pm

    Go for the 15 year old chicks.