when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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