I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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