Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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