Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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