New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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