singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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