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  • 50 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:58pm

    hahahaha that has happend to me too he said he sorry i get nervous

  • 47 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:27am

    12:33- Starting a sentence with because is perfectly fine. ex. - Because I corrected his grammar, he looked foolish.

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:46am

    as the person who posted this...it was someone trying to finger me.

  • 46 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:51am

    a woman's willingness to do anal is inversely proportional to the size of the dick, multiplied by how long she wants the relationship to last.

  • 41 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:07am

    I'm a 718. Want a guy that can find the right one?

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:58pm

    or was it the 'right' hole... yes... I think it was...

  • 37 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:55am

    12:46, I find that hard to believe seeing I am the one who posted it

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:11am

    ^^ Then you are meeting the wrong women my friend. Is everyone on this site stuck in a 1950's version of sexuality?

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:38am

    There are so many women out there who like and want anal, so how on earth do guys keep having to do the "wrong hole, but how does it feel?" bit?

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:23am

    ugh. way too painful.

  • 36 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:29pm

    i like dick in my butt

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:06am

    never really done that but I have had trouble when it's really dark and you're a little drunk. just give a helping hand. no need to kill the mood, if you're horny you're horny. enjoy it.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:24pm

    anal is fantastic, surprise anal is not

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:05pm

    uselss and worthless.

  • 31 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:16pm

    McAnal is like a Mcdonalds experience you never ordered

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:20pm

    Definitely McAnaled you.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:58pm

    If a guy would "accidently" put his dick in my butt, I would "accidently" cut off his dick when he sleeps.

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24pm

    know of a girl that got her butt ripped from anal, ouch have fun telling your parents why you gotta go to the doctor

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:55pm

    hahaha i've definitely had that happen to me. with the exact response. his reply? "sometimes it's hard to tell." bulllllshitt

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:27pm

    11:10 Mr.Grammar-perfectionist. That was a run on sentence and poorly constructed if i may add :]

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:25pm

    i don't understand why people feel that its necessary to correct grammar on a site based off TEXT MESSAGES aka the murderer of the english language.

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:21pm

    Michael Jackson Liked it in the butt

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:23am

    I can definitely say, I've had a guy press up against the wrong hole before on accident. Being fingered... that's pretty deliberate. If we go nice and slow and use lots of lube, I actually really enjoy anal. I don't like a surprise.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:28am

    Imagine if this was a guy trying to eat her out in the dark! hahahah :P

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:40pm

    What a quiter in life get a girl next time geesh.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:39pm

    Should have just gone with it.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:24pm

    Wow, I had the exact same thought as these two anonymous fellows above myself. That is a classic McAnal. Classic.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:33am

    P.S. You can't start a sentence with "cause/because".

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:12am

    There's a WRONG hole?

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:41pm

    11:37.. It's "someone's".... and "because"..... There, now I feel better

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:41pm

    i can't imagine a cock accidentally slipping in my ass that easily. i'd probably scream from pain before i could speak the words "wrong hole" ><

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:43am

    The comment below me is right! I'm not a guy either, so trust me.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:25am

    thats hilarious especially if its in response to the horrid look on his face after he realized he was lickin your butthole... and wasn't tryin to

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:13am

    Some sources claim an equivalent term Stinky Hitler or Frosty Mustache

  • 37 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:47am

    uhhhhh...uhuhuhuhhuhuhuh......they said HOLE Beavis.

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:12am

    2:52 i'm sorry did we miss the memo that gave u the authority to speak on behalf of all women? dumbass

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:56pm

    oh sorry for not being more sensitive to the mentally challenged. i mean refuckingtarded

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:25am

    7:47, there isn't any logic on this site, thus the argument will continue...

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:22pm

    You are right Anonymous above me, they definitely were McAnaled.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:47am

    When are people going to stop arguing about anal sex? Some women like it. Others don't. It has nothing to do with self respect or being a slut. It's a personal preference.

  • 26 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:36am

    Ruined? I'll say....more like mortified. How can someone be so rude as to boldly embark on gated territory? Totally insensitive.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:35am

    I think he got it in the hole he was aiming for... just not the one you wanted it in...

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:42am

    could've been someone trying to finger her, not necessarily buttsex

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:10am

    well then go buy a dildo and use it to satisfy your needs

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:50pm

    1110pm does your dick grow a bit every time you act like the grammar police?

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:33pm

    Way to stay classy 11:29....

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:04pm

    Yep happened to me too, beyond painful.... Any guy who wants to have anal sex should have to take one up there first so they know just how painful it is...

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:28pm

    Been there!! OUCH!! Definitely a mood killer

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:52am

    Women liking/wanting anal is a myth, much like the idea that they never poop.

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:44am

    Yes, that is logical and truthful (@7:47)

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:17am

    Wow, everyone posting here is so creative. What school did you attend? Apparently, I need to enroll and learn a lesson or two about fashionable linguistics.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:37pm

    11:10pm Do you feel like you matter more now that you've criticized someones grammar? Cause you don't. You never have and never will matter.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:07am

    Ahhh yes, the dirty sanchez.... and oldie but goodie....

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:03am

    BEEN THERE BEFORE. Jesus tittyfucking christ boys are retarded.

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:45pm

    as they say in the navy "There is no 'wrong' hole."

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:06pm

    no such thing as a wrong hole. free your mind!!!

  • 23 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:10pm

    if i were him and i knew she was going to text this to someone and spell than "then" i would have gone harder on principle

  • 23 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:44am

    Michael Jackson Liked it in the butt

  • 24 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:16am

    take a look at the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site

  • 20 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:02am

    McAnal is the lovely cousin of Tits McGhee. Daughter of Mr. Dirty Sanchez himself..

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:32am

    ...and then shove it up his

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:39am

    haha this happens a lot? it's not a bid deal just put it in the right one for him lol

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:40pm

    maybe he meant to put it there... quit being a bitch and let him put it in your ass. learn to like it.

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:39pm

    wow, can't say that's ever happened to me. bet he felt like a dumbass

  • 22 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:33am

    only pornstars and sluts like anal . . . .

  • 25 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:27am

    12:17 yes, it's very apparent....

  • 19 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:12pm

    11:04, you are going to be in for a world of hurt with a philosophy like that