do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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