Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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