Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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