did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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