just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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