oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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