Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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