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    Submitted by ThaKrazyOne on Feb 5, 11 at 12:43am

    I have a warm house with strippers and whiskey. Just kidding. I don't have any whiskey.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by schreimann on Feb 4, 11 at 5:00pm

    With great drunkenness comes great irresponsibility

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 11 at 8:16pm

    Potter?

  • 54 66
    Submitted by 1082.41 on Feb 4, 11 at 3:07pm

    Some are born great, and others have it thrust upon them. Being given it and having it thrust upon you is the same thing.

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      Submitted by 654321 on Feb 4, 11 at 9:32pm

      it's a quotation from the shakespeare play twelfth night

  • 38 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 5, 11 at 5:44am

    And others the drunkenness just leaves them as roadkill on the sidewalk.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by gizmoeyez on Feb 4, 11 at 12:26pm

    Texas gets ice storms?!?

    • 48 59
      Submitted by tlovell on Feb 4, 11 at 5:08pm

      Yup, I got family down there and it's pretty nasty there right now.