ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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