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  I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.

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• U guys are idiots, she can't shit cuhz she had anal u dumbass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:37am

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• Dump of death like on manswers lol

  Submitted by garyjosh on Feb 24, 10 at 7:00pm

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• Probably took too many pain killers...that will do it...

  Submitted by aloha8scooby on Apr 8, 10 at 1:43am

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• How the fuck does that even happen?

  Submitted by gingernutcookie on Feb 24, 10 at 11:53pm

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• picture a super hot chick saying this....still wanna bang her? (yup) LOL!

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 24, 10 at 9:16am

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• eat some vegetables dumbass!!

  Submitted by Lauren26 on Feb 24, 10 at 1:31pm

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• In soviet Russia shits take you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:03am

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• Hahaha courics...classic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 11:28pm

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• I think my sister posted this 0.o She was constipated about the time this was posted AND this is our area code AND I had just showed her this sight 0.o

  Submitted by SammJae on Feb 25, 10 at 6:58am

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• Ahh...the PF Chang's hangover

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:21am

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• This was posted on a Wednesday, for the record.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:37pm

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• Be sure to measure how many courics it is. First!

  Submitted by shoeman12 on Feb 24, 10 at 8:24am

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• how the hell is that possible?

  Submitted by Oreilly on Feb 24, 10 at 8:36am

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• It's from taking drugs, opiates make you constipated like a mother fucker. Must remember to shit daily and not let it compound hahahaha

  Submitted by stuperfantastic on Nov 3, 11 at 10:34pm

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• Why am I not suprised that this text came from (256). Oh my town

  Submitted by FlippyFloppies81 on Feb 25, 10 at 8:33am

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• I'm pretty sure this is referring to the first shit after the first time gettin anal.. I was equally afraid lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:48pm

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• Omg haha this is the best yet

  Submitted by sillyblonde2011 on Feb 24, 10 at 4:32pm

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• @ lEaSt yUu DoNt QuEeF EvErYtiiMe yOuR BoYfRiEnD FiiNgErS yUu

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:24am

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• you brave soul!!! good luck on the number 2! ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:43pm

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• I just want to know what day this was posted.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:53pm

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• Been there but for 31 days! It wasn't pretty

  Submitted by Seamonkey27 on Mar 3, 10 at 10:19pm

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• Haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:09pm

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• 824.. ew. :p

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:29am

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• Hahahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:48am

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• WTF. Hahahahahahahahaha

  Submitted by hannahhgraves on Feb 24, 10 at 11:23pm

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• XDD nothing as interesting as anal or drugs. She had just had surgery :p

  Submitted by nutcasecaptain on Dec 3, 12 at 12:58pm

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• I don't think this is funny at all. When I was 10-11 years old I remember that i had a 'shitting' disorder and i used to go to the bathroom every 10 to 14 days. So this text is not that big of an accomplishment.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:29am

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  • you were a real, shit-head...Waka-Waka!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 24, 10 at 9:53am

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• Dude try three weeks living on fast food...then talk to me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:25am

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• T M I

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 8:47am

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• I'm thinking closed casket...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 1:10pm

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