im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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