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  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:38pm

    frat boys are the coolest..........wait no they aren't!

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:30pm

    decoding greek speak: chapter = chapter meeting franzia = type of wine recruitment chair = important person aka hungover & getting drunk while listening to things that you don't really care about... FTW :]

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:37pm

    8:06 -- Dr. Condoleezza Rice was in a sorority. Multiple astronauts and scientists were sorority girls, as well as the Dean of Colombia Law school, Katie Couric, the Executive Director of UNICEF, the CEO of Kraft, and the creator of the 'Power Bar' brand. Were all those women 'handed' their positions by daddy? Just because Greek life is not your thing does not mean it has no merit.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:07pm

    Hey 9:02...I know plenty of guys that will drink franzia...ESP if they're broke!! A zbt chapter maybe? Lol

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:58am

    gdis are a fuckibg joke man. Greek life is where it's at!! NIU hollller(:

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:01am

    Ah how good Greek life is :)

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:23pm

    10:11 & 10:15, u are so right!

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:27pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:45am

    Nope, it's hostile. Stop being morons.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by sgmyers on Jun 30, 10 at 2:25am

    Love love love :)

  • 33 39
    Submitted by sgmyers on Jun 28, 10 at 8:20am

    I'm recruitment chair for my sorority and omg I would be soooooo pissssed if I ever found out!!! But this is way too funny, kudos to this chick for sure!! Lol

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:44pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks it's some sort of code for farmville

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:36am

    It's a good thing frats exist. They keep all the douches concentrated in building built just for homo-erotic douche activities where useless people hang with other useless people and convince each other that they aren't as pathetic as they really are. Having them all in one place makes it easier to kill more of them with less effort.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:16am

    i hang with your mom for free every night.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:20pm

    Secondd!!! woop woop bishes

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:50pm

    If Greek is the best decision someone has made I seriously fear their worst decision

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:55pm

    Yeah 10:11 is bitter. We don't pay for our friends. We pay for the parties you can't get in.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:50pm

    I love how they think its a big deal. At my frat, we always drank during chapter.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:07am

    If ure not Greek u probably hang out with the same 10-12 people and think ure cool at ure lame ass parties, while Greeks are going on socials downtown with 110 people and we r all getting drunk and hooking up. If ure not Greek u might as well kill ureself cuz u have no friends

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:10am

    Greeks don't pay for thier friends, we pay for our sick ass houses on campus that girls (greek or not) love to get drunk at, and we pay to have ridiculosly themed socials to private clubs and bars. GDI's are a fucking joke

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:31pm

    10:11 bitter u didn't get in one?

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:40am

    7:38 it's where it's at if you like sucking little weiners, which apparently you do.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:38pm

    Of course it's a sorority girl, it would only matter at a sorority meeting that she was drinking. Guys drink at our meetings every week. The fact that it's a girl makes it so awesome

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:13am

    Greeks are te most involved people on campus because we don't sit around with all of our "non paid for friends" everything from student government on down are basically 100% Greek ran. Always meeting new people guys or girls and being on top of the social scene on campus. Greek is where it's at

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:12am

    7:39. Grow a pair and stop complaining about something you know nothing about. GDI isn't a term of hostility, it's just an expression.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:47pm

    This is either Northeastern or BU. Either way, I stand a good chance of eventually meeting this guy, and I'll probably hate him.

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:01am

    Not all Greeks are douchebags. Yes there are some but there's plenty of non Greeks that are too. Some of the most successful people were Greek and were not handed their positions by daddy ecause you have to keep a certain gpa to be in a fratenity/sorority

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:21pm

    what the fuck does this even mean?

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:15pm

    ok am i seriously the only person that knows that was an excellent rip off of It's always sunny in philadelphia? props!

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:34pm

    Joker fuck u. Kill urself fuckin saw style u motherfucking Nazi Satan worshipping cunt *HighRoad*

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:06am

    let's just settle this--god damn isn't a hostile term unless ur a bible thumping fucknut!

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:49am

    Just look at the post. He's drinking boxed wine. What a man.

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:38am

    Greek is where it's at bc it's the best choice I ever made in college...ppl who aren't Greek just don't get it

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:41pm

    Jeff, i dont get it. help a brudda out

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:29pm

    Go on tell us. Ur such an attention whore joker. Can only do it on this cause uve no friends.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:51am

    9:12, are you denying that's what it stands for? How can anything prefaced with 'god damned' not imply hostility? You just started college, I see.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:16pm

    just because they have a 617 area code doesn't mean that they're in boston. they could have gone to school out of state.

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:47pm

    Greeks do not 'purchase' their friends, it's more like renting them for a few years.

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:07pm

    9:02 - I rebut your statement... Yes, they do (infrequently). Yes, they do. 8:30...... You explained it to the people who asked, because high-schoolers (who have toxified this site) are clueless to what a chapter is. Your bubble is intact.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:25pm

    i love sorority girls

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:42am

    I hope Jeff gets hit by a bus-cj

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:35am

    i'm 12 years old and what is this

  • 35 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:22pm

    This is nonsensical.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:40am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he is consuming alcohol in a setting that he is not allowed to but no one has caught him yet! -Jeff

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:39pm

    I do not get this. It's not funny because I cannot visualize this scenario. I am somewhat angered - Jeff

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:10pm

    75% of CEO's of major national American corporations were Greek. CEO of Disney-Greek, CEO of cisco systems, CEO of ups all greek

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:59pm

    11:31 no one is bitter they didn't get in, because we stay the fuck away from Greek houses and hang with people for free.

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:42am

    i'm totally doing this at my next chapter meeting haha

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:07am

    This is hilarious. And thank you 9:37!!!! That really needed to be said!!! (not being sarcastic)

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:47pm

    i love greek life. the end

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:22pm

    Charles Rutherford thinks you don't know the difference between shit or shampoo and would like to call upon Jeffs resoursefullness for an interpretation

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:02pm

    Thank you, 9:16. I know this. It's called "assuming."

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:49pm

    awesome. i could use that at some of my chapter meetings.

  • 33 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:49pm

    @8:30 are you sure you aren't Jeff?

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:03pm

    hahaha amazing!!!!!!! major kudos!

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:39am

    The term 'GDI' is fun. God Damn Independent. You're trying to look down on people for being independent and not following the herd like pathetic sheep. Anyone else see the irony in this? You frat turds are just sad.

  • 28 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:53am

    9:12, I know plenty about it.

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:11pm

    Ah fraternity/sorority people. Alcoholism and purchased friends.

  • 27 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:52pm

    MY DICK IS THE BIGGEST OF ALL!!!

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:02pm

    847 - its definitely a girl... guys don't drink franzia guys don't drink vitamin water (frequently) 830.....nothing needed explaining. sorry to burst your little bubble but everything is pretty blatant.

  • 39 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:21pm

    what the fuck does this even mean?

  • 16 36
    Submitted by laurana671 on Oct 18, 11 at 1:29pm

    Love all the non-Greeks bashing Greek life. \nI'm a Greek, top of my class, have two majors and a minor, am graduating with honors and from the honors college, and I'm involved with organizations without Greek letters. So next time you want to say Greeks are lazy, remind yourself that we go out, do things in the community, go to more meetings than you could probably handle, keep our grades, and have fun. Suck it up.

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:30am

    Ok but after college u hop into ur Greek garbage truck or start moppin with ur Greek mop while normal people get highpaying jobs

  • 31 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:33pm

    Thank u 8.30. It totally makes sense now. Fave.

  • 25 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:13am

    I wish we could even bring drinks into chapter... i would SO do this!!! Ahhhh!

  • 24 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:06pm

    HAHAHA!! im on exec for my chapter, and i totally looove this. i feel like i would do it.. if i like fraznia!

  • 27 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:23pm

    Ur cool... *HighRoad*

  • 24 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:06pm

    I think that's only because they are silver spoon fed rich brats that were handed their positions by daddy.

  • 20 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:26pm

    i'm 100% sure this kid goes to penn. love it.

  • 29 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:07am

    130...agreed. You kids need to enjoy it while it lasts. Five-ten years from now all you'll have is Al Bundy-esque stories. Greek isn't where it's at in the working world, you'll just be "that guy". Wah wah!!!

  • 29 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:15pm

    I wish I could waste my parents money at college and be a D-bag frat boy. Waste of space