Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just sent this text using only my big toe
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize