from now on my penis is your penis
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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