You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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