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  • 68 40
    Submitted by Jeremiah7272 on Oct 10, 10 at 10:03pm

    they do.

  • 78 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:42am

    hey i got pregnant while i was engaged and finding out i was pregnant ran my fiance off so I could have used a FB relationship status like this also. It doesn't mean i'm a whore 10:32 Don't be so quick to judge!

  • 66 38
    Submitted by mbourret1015 on Mar 1, 11 at 2:41pm

    that would be hilarious whether it was "having the baby of..." "knocked up by..." or "baby mama/daddy of..." and people this doesn't make the girl a slut. I think is more ironic than serious but kudos to her for owning her pregnancy instead of being ashamed no matter what the circumstances.

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:54pm

    12:24 birth control is not always effective...

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:04am

    10:35 don't attempt to demonstrate having the moral highground by pretending to be a six year old who swears...doesn't really help your case

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:06pm

    5:09 get a life loser

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:58pm

    No it's not 12:44, I think his point was if you're preggers you have other issues and shouldn't worry about announcing your pedicament on fb.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:58pm

    “You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.”

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:29am

    5:01 you're dumb 

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:36pm

    10:32 yes actually it does... People want to have sex it's natural and just marrying someone to get laid is a BAD reason... Hello increase in divorce rate and spousal homicide and adultry

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:56am

    1207.. Does a bear shit in the woods?

  • 37 31
    Submitted by dopegirlfreshhh on Oct 22, 10 at 1:17am

    too bad half these bitches would b leavin that blank cause they dont know who their babys dad is!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:22pm

    unless all of you talking shit about the "sluts" are virgins you shouldn't talk. Guess what NEWS FLASH***birth control is not 100% effective***

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:08am

    bungholes are for kids, silly wabbit

  • 46 54
    Submitted by elite on Jun 20, 10 at 2:31am

    But then the stalkers shall rise, claiming to have babies by their "lovers" who really only said hello to them. They could really become the ultimate home-wreckers if said baby-daddy was married, with a wife on facebook, too.

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:59pm

    Hahahaha you probably just extended my life cause of how much I laughed at this... (laughing is said to be good for you in case any dumbasses don't know that)

  • 40 47
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 13, 10 at 3:37pm

    Or what about "baby mommie of" or "baby daddy of". ??!!

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:16pm

    Close your fucking legs you fucking slut!

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:11pm

    hahahaha. i agree, i whole heartedly agree. that doesnt make us girls sluts, it makes the guys that run and leave us after finding out immature assholes that cant take responsibility for there actions.

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:02am

    I think "knocked up by" would b a much better status option.. lmao

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:16pm

    You could always take it in the pooper, 1:02

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:05pm

    this is meant to be funny you guys.. dont overthink

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:42pm

    Oh how I love when people attempt to have moral debates on TFLN

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:02pm

    yes but it's also easier then explaining to people why you can't date them right now.... @12:58 I would know i was in that situation. It was just too weird for me to date/sleep with anyone while I was carrying someone elses baby.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:45pm

    stupid ass little kids. nothings wrong with getting pregnant. what if the dumbass didnt pull out, its not our fault

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:37pm

    im 12 and what is this?

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:53pm

    I know they have open relationship but add FWB

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:44pm

    Not really something you should want to share. I doubt the person would accept that request anyway. What would it say on their proile, "knocked up..."? Lame.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:12pm

    you might as well put yourself in the "do not date me ever again" list. You're damaged goods, sweetie. Having a baby = stretch marks, super loose pussy, sagging tits, tit stretch marks, and a big fat ass. As well as proving that if you get pregnant you will birth the little bastard and go for child support

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:24pm

    Hmm...maybe you need to not be a slut or try some birth control rather than announcing your slatternly ways via fb.

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:10pm

    Yep cause pulling out is clearly a smart birth control method

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:35am

    Hi I'm fucking six years old I dot need to her your shit

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 7:44am

    I agree. knocked up would be better but yes they should

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:52pm

    11:10 It IS, isn't it? :)

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:07am

    Is there that many sluts on facebook?

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:47pm

    With all the tramps running around having illegitimate babies.. i could see this as being helpful.

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:12am

    That's classic! Seriously, I love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:32am

    Does it kill you to get married instead of running around like whores and fucking everything in sight?

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:18pm

    Haha, agree 12:42. This really isn't the place for preaching

  • 44 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:49am

    Getting married is for fools

  • 36 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:40pm

    @4:44, I don't think the OP was being serious. Just ironic.

  • 40 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:53pm

    Also what if someone is in a polygamist relationship? you can only have one partner...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:36am

    I just learned a bunch of new words!