His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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