Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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