whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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