and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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