im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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