i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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