Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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