you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
and she was petting her beer can
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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