you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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i dont even know how to be here
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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